Retirement Party Supplies & Decorations

Congratulations! You've made it to Retirement!

Famous Retirement Quotes

• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. - Mark Twain
• You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. - George Burns
• I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. - Bob Hope
• I do wish I could tell you my age but it’s impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson
• You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing. - Georgeg Bernard Shaw
• The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it. - Doris Day
• At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all. - Ann Landers
• How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you was? - Satchel Paige